I like to make lists. Here are some list-ie things, as well as a few of my very own
versions of McSweeney's Lists. Enjoy.
Things I've Learned From My Male Roommates
- If the toilet is clean, the bathroom is clean.
- If there's hair from my head in the shower drain, it's a travesty.
- If there's hair from their face and/or balls anywhere else in the bathroom, it's normal.
- It's a fun game to see how quick I can be grossed out.
- If I put a note to remind us to do something, like turn all the lights off at night, there
will be something about butt sex written on it by the following morning.
- "Let's do our own dishes as we make them," translates to "Let's use all the dishes and let the
person who gets sick of looking at them first wash them."
- If you have to fart, aim it in my direction. I'm funny when finally I smell it.
- Video games are WAY better than human interaction.
- Long showers aren't just a girl thing.
Less Popular Die Hard Sequels
- Die
- Die, Even Harder This Time
- Die Hardest
- You're Going To Have A Hard Time Dying
- This Is The Hardest You've Ever Died
- Difficulty Passing On
- Die Hard 2
More to come!