I like to make lists. Here are some list-ie things, as well as a few of my very own versions of McSweeney's Lists. Enjoy.


Things I've Learned From My Male Roommates

• If the toilet is clean, the bathroom is clean.
• If there's hair from my head in the shower drain, it's a travesty.
• If there's hair from their face and/or balls anywhere else in the bathroom, it's normal.
• It's a fun game to see how quick I can be grossed out.
• If I put a note to remind us to do something, like turn all the lights off at night, there will be something about butt sex written on it by the following morning.
• "Let's do our own dishes as we make them," translates to "Let's use all the dishes and let the person who gets sick of looking at them first wash them."
• If you have to fart, aim it in my direction. I'm funny when finally I smell it.
• Video games are WAY better than human interaction.
• Long showers aren't just a girl thing.

Less Popular Die Hard Sequels

• Die
• Die, Even Harder This Time
• Die Hardest
• You're Going To Have A Hard Time Dying
• This Is The Hardest You've Ever Died
• Difficulty Passing On
• Die Hard 2

More to come!